Derivatives judged through the medium of surreal etymology
The Slog: Yet another building archive of Slogarithms looking at the zero relationship between definitions and bollocks
Pretension: What smart cafe ladies-who-lunch feel before the first Bloody Mary (See also pre-menstrual tension)
Confederate: Verb – to exact QE and rigged interest rates on a half-asleep electorate
Paedophile: Mythical sex pervert afflicting diseased minds of Underclass children.
Dreamliner: Nightmare destroying bottom line
Deficit: An unlikely inevitability that expands infinitely to cause panic (See also Defcom)
Globalism: Mantra-cluck emitted by turkeys in an attempt to abolish Christmas
Committee of Enquiry: Group formed to question Cheese too Big to Try
Reconciliation: Illegal process by which savers become reconciled to the State thieving from their bank accounts
Recovery: Cover story about getting back to where we used to be
Xperia: Phone launched by Japanese to enable consumers to learn from bad experience
Disappointment: That which happens within six months of voting for somebody to be appointed on your behalf.
Fracking: The act of grasping at straws
Allegations: Things with no teeth thrown pointlessly at the powerful. (See also antonym, alligators)
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