Red, Green, Yellow, or Blue, the last one they care about is you
By John Ward: Mark Pritchard, the Conservative MP for
Wrekin (and very influential 1922 Committee Big Beast), has been caught
being, well, rather beastly by the omnipresent Mata Hari Telegraph
hackette Holly Watts. Frankly, if the bloke doesn’t recognise her by
now, then he’s stupid as well as crooked.
Holly and her mates filmed
Pritchard offering to broker investments and arrange meetings with
senior government figures abroad he knows through his membership of
various official parliamentary groups looking at those lowlife countries
where things are done with a nod and a wink and a brown envelope and a
Swiss account. Like Albania (Mark is big in Alabania) and also Great
Britain. He is seen and heard openly on film asking for money upfront and commission.
Isn’t it a shame that we managed to get rid
of rotten boroughs 175 years ago, but we don’t seem to be able to get
rid of rotten MPs?
Like Ed Balls, for example. Here’s the full
strength on how the Coop Party-sponsored Shadow Chancellor managed to
slide out of the Coop Bank scandal like a turd off a teflon scoopadoop.
He did run away and hide under the stairs,
and a big boy Hedgie Funz did then come in and rape his Mum and all her
friends and he neither saw nor knew anything honestly and please sir I
left my homework on the bus.
Balls spearheaded a cross-Party agreement to
do the three monkeys act because he and the Libdems owe the Coop
humungous sums – in the case of the Labour Party, £3.4m – and none of
these legislators we elect wanted the problem of the State having to
bail out two political Parties, one on each side of the great
divide….which as we all know is ten feet wide, but they’re all same on
either side.
Another excellent reason for Westminster to
move into warp-factor 8 Trappist mode was the obvious fact that Darling,
Brown, Balls, Cable, Osborne, King, Tucker and a cast of hundreds in
the Treasury are all implicated in the arse-covering shambles that led
to the Cooperative Bank unwillingly becoming a Hedge Fund-controlled plc
at some time in the as yet undetermined future.
But Teddy Testicles is the chap who deserves
the rotten vegetables, as he enjoys the widespread reputation of having
been active in the cover-up of Coop Group fraud…which is now firmly
back under the carpet. (And let’s face it, the Conservatives are playing
for the other side anyway).
Greater love hath no man than to lay down
his voters and sponsors for his life. But the wider truth is that
whatever the cut of their bib, over 600 MPs preferred careers, banks and
carpetbaggers to the taxpayers without whom they would be (at best)
sweeping the roads under a privatisation arrangement with G4S.
Late flash: Ed Balls statement: “I did be
vewy quiet because I do have a tewwible stammer I do so but just not
when I’m wiggling and that is why I do wiggle a very lot”.
I don’t think that ‘not voting’ is active enough for the UK Resistance, but I do think Russell Brand has a valid point.
Edited by WD
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